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epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

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krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

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misbeliever:

Lana Del Rey - Shades Of Cool

misbeliever:

Lana Del Rey - Shades Of Cool

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misbeliever:

Lana Del Rey - Shades Of Cool

misbeliever:

Lana Del Rey - Shades Of Cool

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rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

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ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

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australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 


this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 

this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

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mew2:

why this cat so big

mew2:

why this cat so big

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tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

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  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
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